...they are re-enacting the Winter War in 1:1 scale in my front yard.
...my minis are demanding another coat of paint.
...my French Napoleonic Old Guard are reminiscing about the Retreat from Moscow.
...my yeti figs have finally quit bitching about the heat.
...I fully expect a white dragon to claim my lawn as its lair at any moment.
...I can predict the overnight temperatures with a d20.
...my 28mm minis have experienced 'shrinkage' to 15mm.
...polar bears are swimming in our HOA pool.