Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Today's Horoscope: Cancel Senate Appearances

Today is the Ides of March. If you are an Italian politician bent on assuming supreme power, today is Not Your Day. Stay home with the missus. Oh, and cut loose that guy that you've been treating like a son - he's a good kid, but his sense of morals is going to cause you trouble some day soon.

Ignore the oracular wisdom at thy peril!


Alfrik said...

I disagree! Armor under the toga, couple of knives at the ready and henchment lurking near. As you move about those that are out to do you ill are exposed and eliminated in a welter of flashing knives from the henchmen! Your hand closes on the grip of total power and your rule becomes absolute! (unless you have hapless hencement, your armor was made by the lowest bidder and the knives you picked were not letter openers of the cheapest order.. ;)

J Womack, Esq. said...

An excellent point, Sir!